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October 12, 2008 at 4:28 pm Leave a comment

As many of you already know my girlfriend and I broke up a little over a week ago, thus triggering a whole lot of shit and amounting to a really shitty time.

For those interested, the break-up was at least reasonable amicable. We still talk and even ended up going to a movie together (we already had tickets, so it seemed like a waste not to go).

But anyway! The best part of break-ups are, of course, rampant speculation. Everyone who finds out naturally begins speculating on what happened, and how, and why. As much as most of this has bothered me, there’s one person’s opinion that I found fantastic. So fantastic, in fact, that I had to text Jon about it as soon as I found out. I present to you know the entirety of our conversation on the matter.

Jacob: So apparently my ex-girlfriend’s mom thinks we broke up because I’m gay.
Jon: But you’re not.
Jacob: I know, but she thinks I am because I kept talking about how dreamy Aaron Eckhart is.
Jon: He is!
Jacob: I know!

For the record, Aaron Eckhart is so dreamy.

*****

One other exciting thing to come out of the break-up is that Mariana decided to write me a farewell letter including advice for future relationships.

This advice included (I kid you not) very detailed and well-labeled diagrams.

…I think I just got told.

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